Question: What do you do if you are filthy, stinkin’ rich; but don’t want to waste your time communicating to “regular” people that frolick around social networking sites like Facebook or Myspace? The answer: Affluence.org.

Membership is free, but only if you meet the minimum “salaried” requirements:

Membership to Affluence.org is completely free but requires a demonstrable minimum household net worth of $3 million US; or a minimum annual household income of $300,000; or successful invitation of 5 other people that qualify for membership. Apply today for free.

Damn. My household networth is ONLY $2.9 million US. And I only make $298,00 annually. Wonder if they’ll make an exception. Oh well…

But seriously??? What is this? The gated community of Social Networking sites? Do I have to peek over the wall just to see who’s inside? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Affluence.org has gained such a following. I mean, where else do the wealthy go to for online pleasure? Pr0n sites? No, thats a thing of the past. And I guess Facebook, Myspace, and similar social networking sites won’t work either. Why? They don’t police its members as well as they should. Or, those “clubs” just aren’t exclusive enough. Nor do you get the opportunity to brush shoulders with like-minded/wealty people. Therefore, Affluence.org is a good fit for the rich. But again, seriously??? I guess you gotta get in where ya’ fit in, right?

[via tcpalm]