So what the Fauke is going on in Current Events?!? As a wise man once asked, “Oh, what’s going on? What’s going on? Ah, what’s going on?” A wiser question seeks a wise answer, and so an even wiser man will tell that its ever so important to at least catch yourself up with current events. Well, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you may already know “What’s going on?” But if you don’t, we’ve got you covered. Like the latest reveal in Health Care Reform. It looks like its law now. And what does that mean for our Society? For one, Calorie Data to Be Posted at Most Chains. Meaning that if we are to have a Healthy US, we better be eating like it. But what scares me is the possiblity of Lawmakers Eyeing National ID Card. This may set precedence for things to come. Like injecting a micro-chip into Humans. I may be wrong. Let’s hope so. In other news, California will vote on legalizing pot. Growing up in the Bay Area, this is really not at all surprising. What’s surprising to me is viewing an amazing X-ray of Chinese teenager with 10-inch knife embedded in his head. Not only is that amazing. That’s WTFPWN CRAZY! Need to get my mind off of that. How can we do that? Oh, its Earth Hour . Remember to save Energy, to Save the World! Don’t fear it. But fear: Facebook causes syphilis!. Its scary! Facebook is not a game, you know. So what is? Microsoft Office becomes a game. I wonder how that will turn out. Pretty perplexing. But not as perplexing as the New Proof Unknown “Structures” Tug at Our Universe. Or even Bill Gates, Toshiba in early talks on nuclear reactor. What’s the World coming to? I need to get my mind off. Time to turn to video games. And it may take an Re-’Awakening’ interest in ‘Dragon Age’ to do it.

And that has been your Current Events, from someone who knows the Fauke about Current Events – Ed Penano