This week, I’ decided to do a little something different. Instead of creating a list of links, or intermingling links of stories that points you to the news all over the internet, I’m going to re-tweak a song that portrays the message. What’s the Hautesong? Jay-Z‘s Death of Autotune. Except this version will have some lyrics of my own. Hope you’re entertained!

P.S. Did you really think, that I thought, that Social Networking is dead? HA! Far from it. And as you’ll see from the links below, them thar’ be my links interspersed with LinkSpotting.

And now. For your enJoi-ment, D.O.S.N. Death of [Social Networking] as interpreted by EdoPeno (Only the first verse. Please press PLAY):

Only blogger to rewrite history without a pen, No ID in the code let the story begin.

Begin.

Begin…

This is anti Social, death of the Network,
this ain’t for Google Buzz, this ain’t for Facebook perks.

This is Edo on the YouTube, act a jerk,
preferably with a fat cam who can make it work.

WoW, This aint Twitter correct,
this might offend my USTREAM connects.

My posts don’t have melodies, this should make writers wanna go and commit Ning-eries.

Ahh! Get your profile mistooken,
I may do it myself – I’m so LinkedIn.

I know we facing a recession,
but the Connections y’all making going to make it the great (HumaN) regression.

All y’all lack creativity,
put your iPad back down,
do some activities.

Yeah. this just violent,

this is the Death of Social Network, moment of silence…

“If everyone is vying for an audience, then nobody is an audience…” -Edo

Should Facebook and Twitter flinch? Check out the details and decide for yourself. And before we get into this, here is my Google Buzz profile. Now on to the specs:

1. Blends With Gmail

The main way of accessing Google Buzz will be through Gmail. Below your inbox, there will be a tab for Buzz, allowing you to read status updates, photos and video. The 40 people you converse with the most in Gmail and Gchat are automatically added as friends. Buzz updates also appear in your inbox if someone comments on your updates or comments, or someone directs a Buzz to your attention by using the familiar “@” symbol.

2. “Page Rank” for Status Updates

Google brought up that familiar criticism of social networks, that no one cares if you ate a bagel or stubbed your toe. To compensate for noise, Google Buzz lets you like and dislike status updates, and learn over time whether to show or collapse status updates from your friends. It also looks for conversations outside your direct group of followers and adds them to your feed as recommendations.

3. Media Gets Pulled In

Photos from Flickr and Picasa and video from YouTube appear as thumbnails in Google Buzz. Click a YouTube thumbnail, and the video will expand to play inline. Click on a photo, and it’ll expand to fill most of the browser window, with the rest of the gallery in a narrow strip along the bottom of the screen. If you post a link in Buzz, you’ll automatically be able to append images and the headline from that Web page. Finally, you can pull in tweets from Twitter (but no Facebook updates) into Buzz. Unfortunately, you can’t send your Buzz updates out to Twitter or other social networks.

4. Mobile Features

Google Buzz will be available as a mobile Web app, letting you dictate status updates by voice and geotag your posts. When looking on Google Mobile Maps, Buzz updates appear directly on the map, so you can read location-based updates. You can also look for any recent Buzz updates posted near your current location.

5. Private and Public

With each update you send, you’ll have a choice of making it private or public. Private updates can go to all of your Buzz followers, or just a select group. Public updates are posted on your Google Profile page and are immediately indexed for Google Search.

Now if they can integrate Google Buzz with Google Apps for Domain Services, I’ll be a happy Bloggah!

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